Welcome to the first addition of Adawg’s top 5. Each week I will be bringing you a list of top 5 things all about the beautiful game and what we are talking about this week. This week the topic is jerseys.
That’s right lads let’s talk jerseys. Jerseys are a necessity when it comes to Halloween, parties, and get togethers. People judge other people on the jerseys they wear so I am here to help you out. When searching for a jersey, it is important to find a player that almost everyone knows. It saves you time in the long run. In addition, pick the best team uniform. You will receive a lot of comments if you pick the least appealing jersey. Let’s take a look here.
#5 Lionel Messi
A good choice on the Lionel Messi jersey is almost everyone at the party will know who Lionel Messi is. This jersey will save you a lot of time since you will not have to explain that Lionel Messi is a soccer player, and he is behind Cristiano Ronaldo in everything. WARNING: Wearing this jersey may cause half the party to hate you. Double WARNING if you get this jersey I hate you.
#4 Christian Pulisic
Christian Pulisic doesn’t need an introduction. If someone asked who is Pulisic, all you need to say is he is an outstanding American soccer player playing in the Premier League, then possible spit whatever drink you have on them. They will get the picture, he is a player of the people, by the people, and for the people. America’s prince that was promised.
#3 Sergio Ramos
The Sergio Ramos jersey is a top tier jersey. People will give you automatic respect when they see you in this jersey. Let’s not get into stats but his stats speak for himself. Being the best defender of all time and hands down in my lifetime this is a no brainer. Warning: If someone hates this jersey, they are a Barcelona fan or despise greatness (you may have to fight this person).
This jersey will throw people for a loop. This is a safe jersey to wear everywhere because who doesn’t have respect for Pele. Last time I wore a Pele jersey I received free drinks from everyone, and everyone is in a happy mood. One of the original God’s of futbol, the respect is instant.
#1 Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo is the go-to option for jerseys. Above is his Juventus jersey and of course that is the team he is currently on. That doesn’t mean you can’t wear the Real Madrid one. I would highly advise the Real Madrid one over his international jersey and Juventus jersey. WARNING: Half the people will like you and the other half will be jealous of you. Double WARNING do not wear this jersey around your friends girls.
Written by: Alex “ADawg” Meinhart (@ttownturtles)